12 Reasons Why Your Dog Is Your Best Friend

•           Because as her owner, she looks exactly like you (whether you like it or not).
•           Because she has been around longer than most of your ex-boyfriends.
•           Because she knows your moods better than most (and always does the most cosmically perfect thing when you need it most).
•           Because she’s funny – whether she’s barking at another dog on the TV. chasing your feet, trying to attack your hand that’s underneath a blanket pretending to be a living thing or chasing her tail, she makes you laugh.
•           Because she always greets you at the door with a smile on her face. Not sure anyone will ever be as excited as your dog is EVERYDAY when you come home.
•           Because when she walks, she saunters like she rules the world, and in her mind, she does rule the world.
•           Because she corrals the whole family when on walks and gets really stressed out when you’re not all together.
•           Because she perfectly cleans your floor when you spill
•           Because she attacks flying snowballs and is then perplexed when she can’t find where the “ball” went after it was thrown.
•           Because as the woman in charge of the house she always welcomes the people you want to come over and scares away the ones you don’t ie: the “stop by” neighbor, solicitors, an ex.
•           Because as angry as you might be when your in your black blazer, her incessant shedding will make you smile one day. 
•      Because she’s the most consistently kind friend you’ll ever have.